It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 06/22/2017 at 14:00 • Filed to: None

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Jason Spears > CalzoneGolem 06/22/2017 at 14:08

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It’s missing this and a darwin fish.

TheRealBicycleBuck > CalzoneGolem 06/22/2017 at 14:11

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Doggone it! TWO car stereotyping posts I have to refute in one day!?!

ALL of my Subies are and will remain sticker free!

Textured Soy Protein > CalzoneGolem 06/22/2017 at 14:12

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This person is an asshole. I’m disappointed that according to their crab-shaped Maryland flag sticker, they’re from my home state.

HammerheadFistpunch > CalzoneGolem 06/22/2017 at 14:13

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Passive aggression?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 06/22/2017 at 14:14

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Bottom right: I was gonna say “Douche on board” but this was all they had in stock

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CalzoneGolem 06/22/2017 at 14:16

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Beating people up definitely fits with the WRX lifestyle.

Tekamul > CalzoneGolem 06/22/2017 at 14:23

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I mean...I wasn’t gonna touch it, but then I saw the sticker.

*teabags door handle pocket*

fintail > CalzoneGolem 06/22/2017 at 14:23

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Nah, needs at least 5 stickers. Bonus points for one about a dog, or if a dog is in the car.

Noah - Now with more boost. > CalzoneGolem 06/22/2017 at 14:37

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The heat shield death rattle? Or the rear wheelarch rust? Either way, I learned to drive on that exact car/color + a manual trans. Good times.

CalzoneGolem > Noah - Now with more boost. 06/22/2017 at 15:10

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I love when my heat shields sing to me.

CalzoneGolem > fintail 06/22/2017 at 15:10

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What about a local farming sticker?

CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch 06/22/2017 at 15:14

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And horizontally opposed cylinders.

CalzoneGolem > Textured Soy Protein 06/22/2017 at 15:15

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I’m disappointed they came to my home state.

fintail > CalzoneGolem 06/22/2017 at 16:21

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Only if in tandem with something “artisinal”.

Noah - Now with more boost. > CalzoneGolem 06/22/2017 at 16:59

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They’re especially vocal in the winter IIRC

CalzoneGolem > Noah - Now with more boost. 06/23/2017 at 08:02

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Just let it warm up and see if you can tighten any of the million screws.

CalzoneGolem > fintail 06/23/2017 at 08:03

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How about: If you don’t support logging try wiping with a plastic bag ?

fintail > CalzoneGolem 06/23/2017 at 09:51

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That’s a new one to me, but I have seen “spotted owl tastes like chicken” - definitely not for the Subie set around here.

Super duper extra bonus points for carrying a ski rack all year when you actually last went skiing in 1998.

CalzoneGolem > fintail 06/23/2017 at 09:56

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Kayak racks and you’re not even sure what they are for.

fintail > CalzoneGolem 06/23/2017 at 12:06

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With an always-empty and parking-damaged rear bike rack for good measure.